This article has been drawn to my attention concerning a man who was beaten and robbed because he was bald. This is another incident in the increasing problem of persecution of bald people worldwide. One theory is that people with hair feel threatened by bald men because it is well known that bald men are more intelligent, more sensitive, more artistic, accomplished and more virile than their hirsute brothers.

I’m feeling frightened, and don’t know whether I should buy a wig or wear a hat.

I am including a photograph of another well known religious leader from Greenville, South Carolina who wore a wig for many years with great panache and success.

Perhaps readers could advise me what decision to take to avoid being beaten and robbed…