You’ve heard of the epidemic of mad cow disease in England a few years ago? It seems the disease has not finished, and has, in fact, passed into the human population. The happy result of this worrying trend is that there seems to have been a quantum leap in the intellectual capacities of both the bovine and human populations. (not to mention the owls and the squirrels)
Check out English blogger Dunadan for his conversations with a cow. Warning: you may become addicted to this Catholic Python-esque style of blogging.