Sister Mary: Why are you smoking? Did Mother Superior give you permission to smoke?
Sister Aquinas: (puffing away) Yes.
Sister Mary: But she didn’t give me permission to smoke! It’s not fair!
Sister Aquinas: What did you ask her?
Sister Mary: I asked permission to have a cigarette while I am praying.”
Sister Aquinas: Ah. There’s the problem. I asked for permission to pray while I am having a cigarette.
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