Mrs Longenecker (who does not suffer fools gladly) had a phone call today from a man with an Indian accent who called himself Stephen. Stephen asked to speak with ‘the lady of the house’ and when told it was she, asked, “What cable provider do you use for your TV?”

Mrs. L: “We don’t have TV.”
Stephen: “That’s fine. What cable company do you use for your TV?”
Mrs. L: “We don’t have TV.”
Stephen. “You don’t have TV?”
Mrs. L.: “Yes, that’s right. We don’t have TV.”
Stephen: “What do you do all evening?”
Mrs. L. “That’s none of your business.”
Stephen: Click.